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Adventures of MooneyAngelo
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Basketball Court

You may find this to be strange

what I am about to report

But the other day I was a juror

for the Basketball court

You see, three steps without dribbling

is one step too many

And according to little Jimmy

He did not take any

So he went to court in an attempt

to dispute the referees claim

But he was still found guilty

of traveling during the game.

Monday, January 30, 2006
Piano Player

He has the speed to play center field

He never misses a fly ball.

He can catch them on the run

Or back up against the wall.

He is as good with a bat in hand.

You should see him at the plate.

He hits for avergae and for power

I'm telling you this kid is great.

He even plays tunes in between innings

This kid is destined for fame

He 's got all the tools to be a star

The Piano Players' got game.

Monday, January 09, 2006
Blind Leading the Blind

I saw two Venetian blinds,
walking one behind the other.
Straight across an open field,
They were looking for their Mother.

I heard them say they were going to check,
the local lost and found.
I would think she is on a window somewhere.
Securely hanging around.

I do not believe that there is much,
that these two can find.
Cause this is the perfect example of
the blind leading the blind.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Snowball Fight

How it got started, when it will end,
I’m not sure I know.
I believe it began just this morning,
With the first flakes of snow.

The birds, they watched from above,
And the squirrels they were cheering. I was astonished at the sight,
And all the things I was hearing.

I tried to stop it, and break it up,
This nasty Snowball Fight.
But from the looks of these two guys,
It could go on all night.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Tortoise and the Hair

It’s kind of funny how stories get twisted,
As you whisper down the lane.
The tortoise and the hair is one of those stories
That started out pretty plain.

A rabbit racing a turtle,
No way that contest is fair.
This was really quite simply about,
A tortoise with big hair.

It was not just a regular hair-do,
Just ask his friend the worm.
This slow old tortoise walked around,
With a very curly perm.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Traffic Jam
The peanut butter was in a hurry,

He had to get to the bread.

He was going to take the country road,

But took the highway instead.

This turned out to be a big mistake,

cause as he appraoched the light.

There was traffic everywhere,

to the left and to the right.

He figured there was something wrong,

Cause he heard a big loud bam.

There was an accident at the corner,

That caused a Traffic Jam.

Monday, November 07, 2005
Screw Driver

I was cruising down the road,
Not going very fast.
When over to the left,
A sports car went on past.

I turned my head just slightly,
And saw it was midnight blue.
And much to my surprise,
It was being driven by a screw.

He had commend of the vehicle,
His skills they really showed.
As he twisted, and turned his way,
Down the winding road.

He obviously had his license,
The Screw Driver did everything right.
He obeyed every traffic sign.
And stopped at every light.

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